Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Why You Should Put a Dog In Your Video

What has mangled under developed bottom teeth, pathetic blood shot eyes, and a talent for passing gas every other hour? Bella, my American Bulldog!

If you're a dog owner you know what it's like to be totally love struck over your mutt. She might fling her long goopy slobber on every guest that comes to your front door and you still think she's adorable. He might chew every pair of panties you own, even leaving you with crotchless bathing suit bottoms and you still think of him as your best friend. And if you have more than one, you know the chances of them getting into mischief are multiplied. Nothing like coming home to a knocked over garbage can with Q-tips, chewing gum, and hair balls strung all over the carpet. Or how about the time you leave her over Mother's Day weekend and you get the call from the 13 yr. old dog sitter that she had explosive potty problems all over the house and your dog sitter's Mom, who also happens to be your school's assistant principal that you're trying to score points with, has to come over and help clean up the mess on her special day. Yeah, it's a good thing Fido knows how to bring on the charm, otherwise there would be a litter box in every home!  

Aside from my dog being deathly afraid of water puddles, Mylar balloons, and the Shark steam cleaner, she's pretty tough. She even tries to bite the vacuum head as it's moving and she can snarl like nobody's business at a jumping cricket on the tile floor! Criminals beware!

All this being said, I've never been more proud of her than today! She was the perfect Hollywood star. Never once did she complain that the camera made her look fat, or the lighting was bad. Never once did she ask how much her cut of the production would be. Taping and re-taping over and over again and she never requested a touch up on her make-up or to be left alone so she could take her usual 3 hour nap. Hopefully, when you watch this Creative Message Media video, you'll look beyond her need for dental implants, eye drops, and Beano. And you'll see her as the perfect pooch like I do!


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